Once you’ve graced the pages of Playboy magazine, you’re more than just another set of big tits. But at the same time… WOW, what a set of big tits! Patty Michova, the Slovakian ‘Silk Bitch’, is a veteran in the porn industry, having started her career in 2013. Her massive F-cup boobs sure do stand out, but rest assured, the long-haired brunette is beautiful from top to bottom. In fact, her proportions are so exaggerated, you might not believe that she’s real. Proving that she’s not a sex mannequin, when Patty was in the Brazzers production “Bangin the Butler” with Danny D, she breaks character for a split second to laugh at the camera after taking one of the biggest jizz rockets to the eye in porn history. Michova is one of the biggest stars in the Euro porn industry. From her looks to her sexy accent, she’s an outstanding example of the perfect Eastern European porn babe. While the English on her official website isn’t that good, we’d probably rather have her speak less and get motor-boated more anyway. Her ‘About Me’ section suggests that if you ever end up roaming Slovakia, whether you’re at a “sophisticated luxury hotel” or a “pompous erotic cinema,” you may wind up in the middle of one of her spontaneous encounters. That chance alone is reason enough for us to book a flight!